What he said

Jacob: "I really wish I wasn't the youngest."

Me: "Yeah, I know."

Jacob: "You need to eat a lot and get really fat. Then after, after, after, after, after a lot of days you could go to the dentist and lay a baby. Then I wouldn't be the youngest."

Me: (Just to make sure he had it right...) "Really? The dentist?"

Jacob: "Yes. That's where you have to go to lay a baby."

~Katherine